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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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blackgirlsvevo

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately bc he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

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dreamylane
vhs-dreams-and-polaroid-schemes

@ every pretty girl in the TCC doing face reveals

You do know that VICE and other online news sites do and have done reports on the TCC and painted us as insane serial killer fangirls.

They have and do published news articles with girls selfies and screenshots of their blogs.

Faces aren’t always blurred out.

So unless you want to be featured and forever have your face connected to the TCC for your friends, family, school and future employers to see, please be very careful with what pictures and information you put on your blog!!

dreamylane

“look at that goth bitch who wants to fuck killers!!!” me too fam :/

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thosekidswhohuntmonsters
thosekidswhohuntmonsters:
“How Romantic of YouSummary: The reader gets an interesting surprise during her least favorite class.
Word Count: 1325
Authors note:….this has absolutely nothing to do with how I feel about my history professor….also OMG my...
thosekidswhohuntmonsters

How Romantic of You

Summary: The reader gets an interesting surprise during her least favorite class.  

Word Count: 1325 

Authors note:….this has absolutely nothing to do with how I feel about my history professor….also OMG my first Originals imagine? Tell me if I should make more!

You’d been sitting in the class you dreaded most, world history two, when you felt your friend clutch your hand. Pulling out a headphone you asked, “What is it Sam?”. Before she could answer you heard a familiar voice.

“Is this world history two?”. You couldn’t believe it, and hearing the murmuring of your fellow classmates they couldn’t believe it either. Your professor was apprehensive, “Um yes, how can I help you?”.

“I’d thought we could have a little chat you and I, regarding how you treat-”. Elijah had been the first to notice you, and he smirked while holding your gaze. He tried to intervene, “Klaus-”.

Your friend grabbed your hand tighter, whispering in your ear how sexy all the Mikaelsons were. You were too busy smirking at the event unfolding before your very eyes to respond.

Of course everyone knew the Mikaelson family, they ran your town. It was like what Marcel always said, leave the locals alone and they’ll turn a blind eye. What everyone didn’t know however, was your relationship too them.

Klaus kept his grip on your professors shoulder but turned his head to face Elijah. He gritted his teeth, “Brother can your daunting nobility cease for at least one minute”. Elijah licked his lips, deciding to not meddle any longer.

You heard the girls in the row behind you all snicker, making you sigh in annoyance. Marcel had finally noticed you, “Klaus you might want too-”. Klaus rolled his eyes so hard you thought they were going to get stuck.

“Now you two Marcel?”. Your history professor put his hands up in a pleading manor, hoping that somehow that would make Klaus show mercy. Shaking your head you decided you finally needed to intervene.

You got up from your desk and everyone’s heads snapped in your direction. Smirking you teased, “Killing my annoying history professor, how very romantic of you”. Klaus nodded his head as he looked you up and down, smirking when he put things together.

Every single one of your classmates gasped, the last thing they’d ever expect was for you to be involved with Klaus Mikaelson. Klaus titled his head to the side, “And who said chivalry was dead”.

“Rebekah forgot to tell you I’d decided to go today huh?” you said while starting to walk over to them. Both Elijah and Marcel said yep at the same time making you laugh. Klaus shook his head, “And yet another thing to add to the list of Rebekah’s mistakes”.

You looked to your teacher, “Klaus you can’t kill him”. Your professor nodded his head, thankful to have you on his side.  Elijah and Marcel shared knowing smirks, they both knew if there was anyone that Klaus listened to it was you. Klaus looked at your teacher, “But I thought he was a bald, sexist, know it all twat?”.

The entire class laughed, and it went straight to Klaus’s head. He winked at you, smiling as he saw the look of jealousy in your eyes. You almost never got mad, and he thought it was incredibly sexy when you did.

Using your super speed you pushed Klaus against the desk, making him completely forget about your professor. You cocked your head to the side, “The only twat here is you”. Klaus laughed mischievously before wrapping his arms around your waist.

“If thats so then why do you look so keen on kissing me?” he said with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, god he could be so annoying sometimes. Backing up you let him go, making him even more smug.

He knew he was right, but he decided to hold his tongue. As you looked to your class you saw that nearly all their jaws had dropped. They couldn’t believe that you were a vampire too. You smiled letting them know that you were much stronger, emotionally too, than they had thought.

“Although I do love this little excursion we have pressing matters Niklaus” Elijah said while adjusting his tie. Your professor held his breath, still unsure of how this situation would end.

You answered before Klaus, “Oh you all can go, especially you Niklaus”. Klaus wasn’t phased, he knew exactly what you were doing. Marcel grinned, “Well you heard the girl, let’s go”.

Your professor finally let out a sigh of relief as he held a hand over his heart. Turning around you held up a finger, “Oh I said they could go, not that you could”. Your professor gulped, realizing that this was far from done.

You heard clapping, knowing full well who it was coming from. You could practically see the smirk on Klaus’s lips without turning around. Klaus sat on the desk again, “Such fire, princess”.

Ignoring his comment, and how wild his pet name for you made you, you focused on your professor. Taking a step forward you said, “You’re going to give one person I chose, and myself, an A for the semester”.

Your professor laughed and you cocked your head to the side. Klaus shook his head, “You’ll want to listen to her mate, she’s something else entirely when she’s angry”. Marcel laughed, you seemed innocent and pure but man could you get angry…he smiled as he realized that’s probably why Klaus loved you so much.

“It’s simple really, you can either agree or…agree”. Klaus picked up a ruler off of the desk and threw it your way, making it buzz past your professors face and stick into the wall. Your professor started to speak rapidly, “Yes…of course..yes…just send me the name later”.

You put on your best innocent smile, “See I knew you could be more than just a pathetic dickhead”. You patted your professors check before turning around. Smiling you said, “Sam wanna bring my things home for me in exchange for an A?”.

Sam nodded her head while smiling, “I’d love too (y/n)”. You winked at her and then turned to walk out of the room. Without looking at him you said, “Let’s see if you’re still smirking when we get home”.

Klaus used his superspeed to stand in front of you, stopping you from leaving the room. He picked up your chin, “Although I love your fire, you have nothing to worry about love”. You rolled your eyes, trying to be mad, but you failed miserably.

He had heard all the comments from the girls in your class, some going as far to even make sexual remarks. It meant nothing to him of course, but he knew it meant everything to you. Klaus loved how jealous you got because it showed how protective and loyal towards him you were.

Sometimes it reminded him that, yes someone like you could love someone like him. He had never expected to be deserving of your love so it was nice to be reminded that he was.

Klaus also couldn’t help but find it incredibly sexy when someone as calm and understanding as you could get just as angry and irrational as him. So he’d let your jealousy build for a while before showing everyone exactly who you belonged to. You would always be his queen.

When Klaus saw you smile he knew he had won, “No one compares to you love, and if you come home I can show you”. You laughed when you saw how proud of himself he looked. You went to move but he stopped you, he wanted an answer.

You’re lucky I love you” you said while shaking your head. Mentally he told himself, incredibly lucky, but in real life he kissed you softly. Klaus let you take his hand and lead him out of the room.

Normally he wouldn’t want so many people to see how soft he was towards you, but at this moment he realized he didn’t care anymore. You were the most important thing to him, and he dared anyone to try to and take that away. 


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yourdailydanandphil

When you realize DanAndPhilGames could be shut down because of the upcoming European copyright laws

dans-softcurls

Oh shit

turquoisespace

I feel like no one realises how bad this actually is. To make it clear for y'all if this law passes, it’s going to be 1000x worse than net neutrality. This is a literal internet censorship.

Want to post a cute fanart? BLOCKED. A fanfic? BLOCKED. Do you have a friend in europe and want to send them a meme? BLOCKED. Youtube let’s plays? BLOCKED Dan’s meme videos? BLOCKED.

Nearly not enough people are talking about this so please, even if you’re not european, help us and take part. We did the same when net neutrality was trying to ruin all of our lives. I’ll put some useful links below.

PETITION:

- !anyone can sign!

CALL/E-MAIL YOUR LOCAL MPs

x <- fixed link for call/email your local mps

- !you can only do this if you live in europe/uk!

MORE INFO

EVEN MORE INFO

Take part, lads🌸✨

turquoisespace

Right so to add to this. My friend has already been affected by this shit today . Her gmail profile pic which was eevee (pokemon) has been removed apparently due to eu copyright laws. It was a fucking profile pic. @eu fuck u

turquoisespace

also Philip DeFranco made a p good video about this topic. I’ll link it which according to the new laws will also be illegal.

video

turquoisespace

🇺🇸 Another addition for y'all americans: Just so you know there’s quite a big chance a certain cheeto could get inspired by the shit eu is going to pass rn and then we’re all screwed.

🇬🇧 UK lads: UK is going to be affected by this until the day they officially leave the EU and that is in 2021. Contact your local MPs link is above.

🇪🇺 europeans: Are basically all going to be fucked if we don’t do something! Contact your local MPs link is above.

🌏Rest of the world is hopefully sane but still…. please try to help even if this isn’t going to affect you directly.

Any help is appreciated but please try to spread the message as well as signing the petition. Thank u all

resinfish

Not blog themed but super important. The cheeto is pretty busy trying to kill migrant children and old/disabled people rn but he’ll eventually get bored and look for a distraction.

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